Product Description:

The Happy Bidet Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a cheeky celebration of modern cleanliness, featuring a smiling bidet joyfully spraying upward like a fountain of pure bliss. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a public service announcement for anyone still living in the dark ages of bathroom habits. Because, let’s be honest: once you experience the power of a bidet, you’ll never trust dry paper again.

Crafted from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and the perfect conversation starter (or intervention) for your unconverted friends.

Wear this if you:

✅ Believe freshness is a right, not a privilege
✅ Know that dry toilet paper belongs in history books
✅ Want to make a statement about the finer things in life (like hygiene)

Features (Soft, Fresh, and Unapologetic 💦🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Because consistency matters (in life and hygiene).
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Just the right balance of softness and structure.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, just like your high bidet standards.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built to last, unlike your patience for inferior hygiene.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a lifestyle upgrade in wearable form. Wear it, own it, and spread the gospel of superior cleanliness. 🚿😆💦

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.